Miserere Mei

In an effort to grow the Episcopal Church (ECUSA), the Diocese of Southwest Florida recently held an event called “Beyond Telepathy.”
Here’s the archdeacon at the non-telepathetic conference:

Don’t worry about the archdeacon being reprimanded for clowning around in church. You haven’t seen what the bishops were doing!
If I ever see a procession like this at [...]

From the Venerable Bede:
How can it be considered a sin when unjust judgements of princes are corrected by the just decisions of better rulers and the deceitful compositions of wicked scribes are deleted and made void by the discerning judgements of prudent priests?

From somewhere around the Web comes this admonition.

Courtesy of faithmouse.